easons I Hate Him

-He's a jerk

He is such a jerk. Jerk jerk jerk. Jerkface! I tell him that I broke my arm, can he help me with my stuff? What does he do? He says "tch" and gives me his bag, and then I fall down! If that's not a jerk, I don't know what is. We were once working on a project together and I dropped a glass. I went to go pick it up, and he shoved me out of the way. I'm not exaggerating here. It was a literal, physical, shove. I went crashing into Spencer Kingsley, who I used to have a crush on in eighth grade. He's dumped water on my head, tripped me in the halls- everywhere I go, he's there, and he ruins it! On purpose! And then he walks away with a little small smile as if nothing even happened. He is JERK!

-He smirks

Horribly! It's a hideous, terrible, distracting smirk! I'll be sitting in class when the teacher will yell at me for not paying attention, or I'll sneeze and fal out of my chair, or I'll get some answer hilariously wrong and he'll just sit there and smirk at me! Like he knows something I don't! It's just so infuriating, when he'll walk by in the halls and I'll insult him, and then he'll say something back and then he smirks about it. I can't stand it when he smirks. It's distracting I'm sure it's having a negative affect on my education...

-He thinks chivalry is for losers

Seriously, the way this guy treats women is terrible. It's not that he wouldn't hold a door open for me- he would let it swing shut in my face. He's hit me before, even if it wasn't in anger (I hit him back, though. Not too too hard). He has no respect for women! Though to be fair...

-He has no respect for anybody

And I mean anybody, be you a war veteran, firefighter, doctor, five-year-old or little old lady. He's rude, grumpy, and intolerable towards student,s teachers, principals- if you can name somebody, he's probably insulted them.

-He says "Tch."

That's the little noise he makes to indicate that you are unworthy of his attention. Just "tch." It's so indifferent! He doesn't eve have the good grace to acknowledge how much I hate him- no, just "tch."
Tch.

-I can't stop thinking about him

It's not fair. No matter what I do, he's in my head. Obviously, something is wrong here. I try to do my math homework and his face pops into my head. I'm trying to listen to music when I hear a sudden "Tch," but no one's there. I keep seeing him everywhere I go!
I hate him so much.
Really.
I do.